I'm your special reporter as today we have launched an investigation into the unknown substance that seems to have landed in our garden during the night. As I went out, I recruited a random photographer to supply you with images of this dangerous but interesting field trip.
As you can see, the stuff seems to have landed on everything...
I did look in the corners, and they look untouched
We tried to look around the corner, but something scared us off, and there wasn't much to see anyways. We will continue on the other side of the garden.
Indeed, it's paw-high here as well.
In a risky bid to uncover the truth about the cold white substance in my own garden, putting myself in grave danger for the sake of you, dear reader, I sniffled the substance, and got some on myself. It was then that I discovered the true nature of the white stuff.
There is SNOW in the garden. I therefore conclude that it must still be winter.
We like to thank our special reporter for risking his life to uncover the truth (and dragging us along to take the pictures). He is now warming his paws over the central heating unit. Apparently his lack of thumbs prevents him from doing the posting himself. Whatever.
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